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Phoonk - Review

22nd August 2008 | posted in Hindi Movies, Reviews, meetu |
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Movie Info, Detailed ratings, To each his own, Parental Guidance

Quick Review

RGV dons new avatar. He’s now moved on to comedies. Ok, not 100% comedies because there are 2 strong serious scenes which put a plug on the most natural sounding laughter track playing in the audience

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So, Ram Gopal Varma wanted to scare and make us question our beliefs. Well neither happened. What did happen though was discovery of RGV, the deliverer of a 1000 laughs. Ok, we are fair around here - about 700 hundred of those cackles came in the first half. The rest were interspersed between a couple very strong scenes post-interval.

Just in case you haven’t guessed yet, there’s nothing remotely scary about Phoonk. Unless of course, ogling crows, out-of-focus soft toys and wooden artifacts getting predictably into the limelight give you jitters. Then there’s the heavily made-up Ashwini Kalsekar who has a fetish for charcoaled eyes. Unfortunately, even the 45 degree tilt in her head doesn’t manage to evoke the fear factor. The spooky background music might have succeeded in some kind of horror, had it been used a little less than the entire 120 minute run-time.

The entire duration is also a mechanical collage of one event following the other. The individual scenes too are a collection of random shots cut and pasted together. Had there been even an average amount of flow, maybe the plot and sub-plots thereof would have been coherent enough to touch my belief system.

Yeah too many ifs and buts. But it was possible. Because, being a non-superstitious person, I had completely surrendered myself to a movie about black magic. Without such submission there was no hope of enjoying this one. But, that didn’t work either.

Baby Ahsaas’ act though, is really moving. She has very clearly exhausted herself in exhibiting what her character went through, and done really well too. My heart went out as much to her character as to the child artiste herself. On humanitarian grounds, is it really fair to have a 10-11 year old child go through the enactment of such torture? It’s the same question I had when I saw The Sixth Sense.

It’s truly not the question of whether or not one believes in the premise of black magic. It’s how believably it’s put forth. Such an issue should have ideally made me think of how I’d react if something like this happened in my family. But, as audience I’m kept at such a distance from the procedures that it’s almost as if the makers don’t want to get me involved. Employing the standard techniques used for the horror genre neither terrified me nor made me think about the topic at hand.

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Ps. Yay! I actually managed this one without mentioning Aag. Damn it! No…failed yet again…

Parental Guidance:

  • Violence: Loads of black magic
  • Sexual content: None
  • Concept: Very dark
  • General Look and Feel: Spooky for children, I guess.

Click here to read what I scribbled on my notepad while watching this movie (what worked and what didn’t for me). Might contain spoilers!

Click here to see what 24 other reviewers/viewers think. Average rating 1.6 / 5.0: 5 thumbs up, 5 so-so, 14 thumbs down.
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Rating: Watch if you have nothing better to do (Rating Scale)

Detailed Ratings (out of 5):

Direction: 1.5 Story: 2.5
Lead Actors: 3.5 Supporting Cast: 1.
Dialogues: 1 Screenplay: 1
Music: 1 Lyrics: 1.5

Phoonk - Details

Director: Ram Gopal Varma
Story: Milind Gadagkar
Music Director: Amar Mohile
Genre: Horror
Official Website: Phoonk
Duration: 2:0 hrs (approx.)

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  1. 1 On August 22nd, 2008, Mayur said:

    when there was no hope for horror, I was expecting for some suspense at least.. again no luck..

  2. 2 On August 22nd, 2008, epifinibox said:

    :)

  3. 3 On August 23rd, 2008, g said:

    Technically PHOONK is brilliant (especially camerawork) although music was a bit noisy at times but overall it was spooky. I too feel that suspense element was needed. RGV has effectively used ’silence’ in this film which gives the audience an eerie feeling.(This should be experienced in a 70 mm screen.) & also the background score & the premise in the CLIMAX (although predictable) induces the audience to stay glued into their seats. I wonder why many critics like Meetu forgot to mention these aspects. Finally, to sum up, we should accept that RGV is one of the finest filmmakers India has ever produced & ‘PHOONK’ will be one of his highly successful (creatively / commercially) films till date.

  4. 4 On August 23rd, 2008, Maker said:

    Great Movie !! Must Watch !! It was Hell Scary,, got the shit out of me !!

  5. 5 On August 23rd, 2008, mimi said:

    i totally absolutely agree with meetu..i was surrounded by a packed cinema hall for a 11.15 pm show which i had gone expecting to be shit scared (i had really over estimated mr.verma)…but what i got was a continuosly giggling public with really loud snorts and smirks in between…
    try hard as i did to be scared, neither did the director, nor the music,plot,cast or the silly stuffed crow on the half dead tree manage to give me even a teeny weeny goose bump…
    and the continuous idiotic close ups of all the artefacts around the set actually got me wanting to jump up and hit mr.verma on the head with each of those stuffed toys which he kept flashing at us….
    as for the little girl i wonder what kind of parent would put there child through that…how can you explain the whole black magic concept to a 11 year old girl and get her to act like that without giving her nightmares in reality for the next couple of months…
    i bet the only one scared was little ehsaas…..

  6. 6 On August 23rd, 2008, chandan said:

    it sucks

  7. 7 On August 24th, 2008, srinivas vardhineni said:

    Hi meetu,

    thanks for ur sophisticated english and the vocubulary that u used. It made me to know more words in english. But do u think can any body other than varma can make movie which will have technical value atleast to 5% that phoonk have. stop throwing all ur ruubish english to give unneccessary criticism. try to find out some valuable points next so that it will not be a laughter to people who read.

    srinivas vardhineni

    tata consultancy services

  8. 8 On August 24th, 2008, The Satanic Devil said:

    LOL.

  9. 9 On August 24th, 2008, Vijay Joshi said:

    ur review is more funny…

    whenever u heard those 700 laufs it meant the audience got scared 700 times! coz thats what one does when he/she gets scared…

    u need a nimbu on ur head now!

  10. 10 On August 25th, 2008, srinivas vardhineni said:

    Me work TCS. I dont know english. Me failed in english in school. Ignore me previous post. Am just stupid. Apology for shouting at meetu.

  11. 11 On August 25th, 2008, meetu said:

    Yep,Mayur, no luck whatsoever.
    g, I didn’t mention most of the things that you talked about, because I really didn’t enjoy them.
    Maker, cool!
    ROFL, mimi
    srinivas, I really didn’t like the technical work either.
    Well, Vijay, I know sometimes we do laugh to cover our fear, but I was really laughing at the movie, nothing scared me at all.

  12. 12 On August 25th, 2008, anonymous said:

    All the superstitious people will go and see the film and all the non-superstitious people will just give it a bet and end up being scary.
    Yes srinivas, people like RGV who is just making people a fool can make up such idiotic films. He knows this will not carry on for a long time as people even change the channels as soon as they see the promo of this film. Thinking of the whole story just makes me think that RGV has done it just to show that he is still able to make some foolish stories like this PHOONK.
    His last film was a flop, this is a bigger flop(can be probabily)
    I bet somebody has got that FIVE LAKH rupees from Ramu on the first day itself which he has promised to give if somebody dares to see the movie alone in the theatre. No News Of It.
    I am concluding my boring comment saying that Its Ramu’s bad time. Like evey coin has two faces, our life also has two faces!

  13. 13 On August 26th, 2008, CHANDRA said:

    I saw d movie.I m from south india.The incidents in d movie happened to my friends family two years back Whether u believe it or not..My friends sister reacted in a different way and things went wrong for her..They took her to psychiartist and nothing went right for her..Atlast they did some pooja and prayers and she was alright after three months..This movie really scared me..

  14. 14 On August 26th, 2008, Harpreet Kanwar said:

    I haven’t seen the movie, yet I have one question …

    Is it more scary than AAG ?

  15. 15 On August 26th, 2008, meetu said:

    lol Harpreet!

  16. 16 On September 1st, 2008, tabz said:

    5 lakh for watching Phoonk…anyone can do it….he should have offered the same scheme for RGV ki AAG….now i know of a lotta people who wouldnt even watch it if someone gave them 500 crores…!!!

  17. 17 On September 1st, 2008, Damn said:

    Mr Srinivas from TCS I went through your comments. You got to attend some classes for english. The review is absolutely right. This was & will be my last rgv movie. What a crap. Has he gone mad ? I will rate it 0.001 out of 10. Please all sensible people DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE.

  18. 18 On September 2nd, 2008, meetu said:

    :) tabz

    Thanks, Damn!

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