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Review - Namastey London

26th March 2007 | posted in Hindi Movies, Reviews, meetu | | 23927 views

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Alternate Names: Namaste London

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Two hard laughs, two emotional scenes and an attempt to evoke patriotism in the Indian cinema goer. Worked for some, didn’t work for the rest of us. Akshay Kumar gives an appreciably controlled performance and while Katrina Kaif gives her best so far, yet leaves loads of room for improvement. The story has way too many holes. Then again, we can’t expect anything more in a romantic comedy.

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I felt sad while watching this movie…really really sad. No, it had nothing to do with the generally predictable storyline. It was also not because I saw too many genres being mixed to no particular end. It was the songs. Don’t get me wrong, they had awesome lighting! I am certainly not saying I expected better from Himesh Reshammiya. Its not the video album style picturisation either. But, Jaaved Saahab? “Aanan-Faanan”, “Rafta rafta”, “Chakna chakna”? Your poetry has moved me to tears many a time, and this time too, but obviously for all the wrong reasons. I am grieving because it feels like we are losing you Sir, to the inane-word-rhyming competition.

Oh well, coming back to the story. It heavily draws from , Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam (the sacrificing husband), Purab Aur Paschim (the patriotism bit). Cinematically, the parts shot in Punjab reminded me of Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge. One scene particularly reminded me of Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahi - would give away a little more than I like, if I said which one. In that sense then, they were original because they were the ones who thought of the combination! While there are some scenes that go contrary to your predictions, they are so unreal or out-of-place with the characterizations that they would make more sense as dream sequences.

Akshay Kumar almost plays himself – a Punjabi dude who listens to music on an ipod while sporting a pink silk kurta – but with a remarkable amount of restraint. He doesn’t get loud or go over-the-top. The flaw is actually in his character which forgets his Jatt pride because he is head-over-heels in love with the lady of his life. Katrina looks dainty and has her share of expressions. This might very well be her best performance till date. Wait dear, that is not a compliment just yet.

Javed Shaikh (Parvez Khan) could use a lesson or two from Rishi Kapoor and Nina Wadia (his wife) for body language and dialogue delivery. The only reason for Upen Patel’s track to exist is the ‘Western Union’ advertisement. I kid you not, they had to put an advertisement they had shot with Upen Patel and Katrina Kaif in it and that is why they chose this cast. That would also explain why Upen Patel was acting like he was a model – to maintain consistency.

The entertainment in the movie is very sporadic. There are two sequences which really work because of their humor. These are not jokes you could narrate; it’s the way it’s done on screen that makes you laugh your heart out. That I guess makes the movie a comedy. There are a couple of emotional scenes where you really feel sorry for Arjun (Akshay Kumar). There’s the romance for you.

Then there is the routine of a foreigner belittling the capabilities of Indians, and an Indian giving it back to them and rightly so, with a slap across their face but sans violence. The good thing about the dialogue is that it is well delivered and that it doesn’t get preachy about Indian culture and tradition. It just states facts. Soon enough, it digresses into some irrelevant facts and loses all grace.

It’s the reinforced stereotypes that got tiring. The racism - all white people (except one in this case) are mean to Asians and don’t take a breather before ridiculing them. The fight of cultures - all the second generation immigrants do is drink, shop and party. And all first generation Indian immigrants make no attempt to socialize with the natives of the country they migrate into. In fact, they are so desperate to get their daughter an Indian groom, that they take pride when an Indian guy eve-teases her?!? Why is it painted so black and white and inevitably the black turning into white (no pun intended)?

Anyway, shouldn’t patriotism be stimulated more often than the few times an Indian actor gives a mouthful to the side character – who exists for the sole purpose of being whacked verbally anyway– in a movie? Shouldn’t we wait at least until a match starts before bashing our cricket team? Oh, look who is digressing now…

Maybe, its pure bad timing. Two movies released in a day both of which deal with the troubles of NRIs and the cultural disparities. Three in eight days. Too much of the same thing not presented in a very different way?

Click here to read what I scribbled on my notepad while watching this movie (what worked and what didn’t for me). Might contain spoilers!

Click here to see what 18 other reviewers/viewers think. Average rating 2.5 / 5.0: 7 thumbs up, 4 so-so, 7 thumbs down.
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- Meetu, a part of the audience

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Detailed Ratings (out of 5):

Direction: 2 Story: 1
Lead Actors: 3 Supporting Cast: 2
Dialogues: 3 Screenplay: 2
Music: 2 Lyrics: 1

Namastey London - Details

Director: Vipul Shah
Story, Dialogues: Suresh Nair
Supporting Cast: Rishi Kapoor, Upen Patel
Screenplay: Suresh Nair
Music Director: Himesh Reshammiya
Lyrics: Javed Akhtar
Genre: Romance, Comedy, Melodrama, Diaspora
Official Website: Namastey London
Buy at Amazon: Movie, Music
Duration: 2:15 hrs (approx.)

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  1. 1 On April 25th, 2007, Aaliyah audience member in Aus. said:

    Meetu, i Must agree with you this Film has the Best Poetry, i don’t understand it, but with this movie i went out of my way to find a translation of the Song’s. Absolutley Movedby the Words.
    I will be re-newing my membership at the local bollywood store.

  2. 2 On April 26th, 2007, meetu said:

    Aaliyah, you got me all wrong there. I *did not* think the songs in this movie had any poetry whatsoever and that is what I was complaining about. I am talking about being moved by the other poetries that the lyricist, Javed Akhtar has written.

    But, please do not let this keep you from renewing your membership. You will surely come across much better products from this industry.

  3. 3 On May 9th, 2007, subhashvans said:

    hi i liked this movie,and i loved all the songs of the film

  4. 4 On May 9th, 2007, kiran said:

    Good but more explaination should be provided ….
    some pictures should be showed ….
    and a little bit of video…..

  5. 5 On May 10th, 2007, subhashvans said:

    i like this and all the songs of the movie gud movie

  6. 6 On May 13th, 2007, Jewayka said:

    this film is one of the excellent films now a days. this film has the truth of these days.its songs have a great impact on the listener. in short this is a very good movie with impressive songs.

  7. 7 On May 14th, 2007, ekta said:

    i loved the movie..i watched it 5 times at the movies.. and recently bought the original!songs are excellent .akshays too hot,upen was good too!katrinas definately looking stunning these days!great movie,great concept!stunning music and cast.hilarious at times. rishida still has it!ekta, SA

  8. 8 On May 14th, 2007, ekta said:

    people need to get a life.enjoy a movie for what it is,without LOOKING for faults.if you have nothing nice to say, rather $hut up!let people see for themselves and decide.ekta S A..biggest akshay fan ever! ;O)

  9. 9 On May 14th, 2007, ekta said:

    akshays patriotic speech, still makes me cry after watching the movie several times!and he really looks gorgoues in chakde phatte… ekta..SA

  10. 10 On May 15th, 2007, nishita said:

    should c once………………

  11. 11 On May 18th, 2007, monika chandak said:

    this movie songs are good. i cannot tell in words about this movie
    ok thats all

  12. 12 On May 20th, 2007, Shivani said:

    Meetu is being too harsh on Javed Akhtar. Haven’t you heard that gem of a song”Teri yaad saath hai” It evokes memories of a country left behind as well as the romantic love that brings forth nostalgia. Don’t do bashing for the heck of it

  13. 13 On May 21st, 2007, rahul said:

    akshay permormed very well

  14. 14 On June 4th, 2007, sanjay said:

    Veeeery good

  15. 15 On June 4th, 2007, honey said:

    i like this movie and songs very much. its a vry good M.

  16. 16 On June 7th, 2007, zehra said:

    i like this movie v.much this story shows tht if ur luve is true &iits leaving u so let it be gone if it will cum back so tht will ur true luv

  17. 17 On June 10th, 2007, Ravikiran said:

    hello
    you may have felt bored watching the film but what do yo say about ist
    great success and collection.. Music was the big hit given himesh.. i am great fan of himesh reshammiya.. can you send me his website or any contact………. plz

  18. 18 On June 11th, 2007, ankit said:

    hi!
    this film is my favourite because its songs are very very good and everything is very fine.
    its comedy scenes are appreciable

  19. 19 On June 11th, 2007, ankit said:

    rocking movie maaaaaaaan !!

  20. 20 On June 13th, 2007, arihant said:

    hi this movie is really nice &songs also katrina

  21. 21 On June 14th, 2007, ridda said:

    this iz really azeberdastt moviee
    i really likee itt
    bczz itt dipictss ourr culture orr ourr luv too counteyy ndd religion
    thiss movie izz forr outsiders whoo are ntt in own contryy tat dont forget urr counteryy orr people

  22. 22 On June 19th, 2007, Deepti said:

    it’s very good movie

  23. 23 On June 23rd, 2007, priyanka said:

    hi…This is priyanka…dis movie is bit different from other..specially akhsay n katrrina..
    ………….they have done really a good job

  24. 24 On June 26th, 2007, ashish jain said:

    ah …what can i said abt this movie…. its really a nice movie to watch …
    katrina is looking really a british by her look and by her style …
    and akshay he looks superb in this movie …..
    all nd all i can say its on e of my fav movie i have ever watched

  25. 25 On June 28th, 2007, SAKSHI said:

    Namaste London is a superb movie. Both Akshay and Katrina have done a good job. Katrina really looked like a Britisher n Akshay a Punjabi. And all the songs in the movie are really nice. I have seen this movie a number of times.

  26. 26 On July 1st, 2007, romita said:

    hi i don’t know what to say about this movie,which has touched the bottom of my heart
    i have seen this movie about 30 times and every time i saw this movie,it seems to be the first time show to me.
    love does not follow any shackles and also does not bring up any discrimination,
    no matter what background you are coming from. but once u fall in love with someone,everything seems to be equal.

    i love that song “main jahan rahun, main kahin rahun.teri yaad saath hain.kisi se kahun,ke nahin kahun.yeh jo dil ki baat hain”

    love each and every word of this song,which relates to my life.

  27. 27 On July 12th, 2007, Syed said:

    All the songs in Namaste London are really superb.

  28. 28 On July 17th, 2007, ritesh said:

    <p>i have seen this movie three times and i like it very much.<br />
    Akshay’s role is very good.</p>

  29. 29 On July 18th, 2007, Mobin said:

    Film’s story was good. Songs are good. Akhshaye has done an excellent job in the flim.

  30. 30 On July 20th, 2007, Nishant said:

    very boring movie but katrina was absolutely stunning…

  31. 31 On July 20th, 2007, Sapna said:

    The movie was excellent and all the actors did really well! i love Upen, he is the best!

  32. 32 On July 20th, 2007, rupin said:

    what was the punjabi dialogue that katrina used to say ??
    apart from all that the movie is boombastic especially the answers that akshay gives in the boat before the ring ceremony

  33. 33 On August 11th, 2007, himanshi said:

    Wow what a movie,it gave a sense of pride to be an indian,specially aky’s dialouges on the boat.
    The best part of it was the sweet n caring nature of Aki towards katrina.

  34. 34 On August 18th, 2007, lalit said:

    “music is good $ himesh is best”
    “movie was ok $ katrina does not know the acting”

  35. 35 On March 11th, 2008, satveer said:

    i ws inpressed of katrina when i c the movie frst time.
    i did.t like movie by name when i had not seen this movie
    bt when i c this movie i realised tht i was wrong,
    “namastey katrina kaiffffffff”

  36. 36 On June 13th, 2008, Rakesh Anchan said:

    Hiii… the punjabi dialogue was..

    ishq de meree mitra pehchaan kee
    mit javay jadoon zid apnan dee.

    English Version:
    Being In True Love Means, You Do Not Need To Posses It. (grammer modified a little to make sense in english :)

  37. 37 On August 30th, 2008, prabhat ranjan said:

    very good movie.i watched 20 times this movie.akshay’s acting was superb

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