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Review - Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag

31st August 2007 | posted in Hindi Movies, Reviews, meetu |

Alternate Names: RGV ki Aag, Aag

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Sholay mercilessly butchered

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Every frame reeks of self-obsessed director mercilessly butchering the original. The characters are not etched out at all and have plain bad dialogues. It is sad to think of Babban as Amitabh Bachchan instead of the other way around. Others are all pretty bad too. The villain of the movie is the cameraman. Just because some person got a camera, why should the audience suffer a headache!? Bahut na-insaafi hai…

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You have an inkling of the director’s self-indulgence as soon as you have heard of the title. And frame after frame you are just sitting there confirming that this man is just obsessed with himself, and of course his camera. Or the camera has possessed him.

I was keen on sticking to a promise I made to myself a few months ago - control your urge to compare, and just enjoy the remake. But I was forced to give up when avoiding the parallels required way too much focus and started giving me a headache. Instead of narrating the story Ram Gopal Varma seemed to be solely concerned with changing the nitty-gritty of the original. You cut off hands, I think the story is better told if just fingers are chopped!?…You had a dialogue that is remembered 30 years later, I think a silence works better…You had a silence here, I think long-drawn dialogues over three scenes work better. Where’s the creativity? Where’s the much talked about interpretation?

None of the characters are fleshed out. All come across as superficial and their motivations unclear. The actors are plainly regurgitating their utterly uninteresting dialogues. Most of the characters are dull and plain. Even Amitabh Bachchan is more Amitabh Bachchan than Babban (his character). In fact, Heero (Ajay Devgan) and Raj (Prshant Raj) have almost identical characters except that they fall in love with different types of girls. It’s sad when “style” is shown through use of the word in the lyrics instead of oozing out of the character.

Oh wait! What am I talking about!? There is one strong character in the movie who wants to make sure you notice its personality - the camera. It is just all over the place, trying its best to steal the show. This behavior is getting progressively worse with every RGV product. And it is so even in the simplest of scenes. So, imagine what a treat they gave themselves in the action sequences. I hope the choreographer wasn’t paid too much, because the camera was doing all the dancing. Amit Roy (cinematographer) must be such a tired person. He seriously needs a break - a long one. And he might as well take Amar Mohile with him, for he must be worn out cranking up the volume of his background score too.

It also looks like there were huge date problems with the cast. There are hardly any scenes with more than two people in the frame together (way too many over the shoulder shots and close-ups). This gives very little room for the chemistry, if any, between the characters to reach the audience. Okay, before I go on and on about the cameraman and the director…let’s call it quits here (Huge hint to Ramu & his factory workers!)

Sholay? Nope, it is NOT Sholay. Sholay had detailed characters played by unforgettable actors, dialogues to die for, brilliant sense of humor, good music, a kick-ass background score, etc, etc, etc. Just shifting location from Ramgadh to Mumbai and festivals from “Holi” to “Diwali” with a full-of-life cameraman ain’t going to help no one.

Click here to read what I scribbled on my notepad while watching this movie (what worked and what didn’t for me). Might contain spoilers!

Click here to see what 37 other reviewers/viewers think. Average rating 0.1 / 5.0: 0 thumbs up, 1 so-so, 36 thumbs down.
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Detailed Ratings (out of 5):

Direction: 1 Story: 2
Lead Actors: 1 Supporting Cast: 2
Dialogues: 1 Screenplay: 0.5
Music: 1 Lyrics: 1

Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag - Details

Director: Ram Gopal Varma
Supporting Cast: Sushant Singh
Dialogues: Farhad, Sajid
Screenplay: Rahil Qazi
Genre: Drama, Crime
Official Website: Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag
Buy at Amazon: Movie, Music
Duration: 2:35 hrs (approx.)

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  1. 1 On August 31st, 2007, Fan Of ReviewsSite said:

    I love reading your reviews. They are funny, and informative. I decide if I should see the movie or not by reading your reviews.

    As far as RGV is concerned maybe, he might be watching too much tv, “NYPD Blues”– american TV series with way too much camera movement.

    Again thanks for a fun read.

  2. 2 On August 31st, 2007, meetu said:

    Thanks!! Hopefully “NYPD Blues” has some redeeming factor.

  3. 3 On September 1st, 2007, meetu said:

    Thanks for the immediate action, BA! Much apprciated! I left a comment on Remo’s blog too, but it promptly got deleted.

  4. 4 On September 2nd, 2007, g said:

    What Anurag Kayshap(guy who co-wrote Satya says about his guru RGV:

    people who have had the oppurtunity to work closely with him will
    always look up to him..he was my school.. but that RGV doesn’t exist
    anymore.. today he thinks marketing is the game..and he likes to
    believe he is the marketing whizkid.. there is a lot i have to say
    about the man..but i guess it’s not the right time..

    i sincerely hope he quits and goes back to reopen his library and be
    the filmbuff again atleast for two years and come back and then make
    films, then probably he will generate many more like us..

    he is not the same man who made satya..

  5. 5 On September 2nd, 2007, meetu said:

    Thanks g. This is a comment that Anurag Kashyap left on a post at Passion for Cinema. for those interested, you can read the post and the discussion at http://passionforcinema.com/projekt-iview-rgv-or-what-industry-musclemen-getaway-with/

  6. 6 On September 3rd, 2007, Ali said:

    Sholay is a untouchable movie it ant be remaked, None of the characters are fleshed out. All come across as superficial and their motivations unclear,I think sippys did Great job by opposing the name Sholay 2,
    Movie ki story Mitti mein mila di!!!!! Kya samajh ke release ki thi - housefull chalegi?????

  7. 7 On September 3rd, 2007, meetu said:

    :) Thanks for the hilarious paraphrasing, Ali.

  8. 8 On September 4th, 2007, Amrita said:

    Well, on the bright side, one person gave it a so-so rating. Lol, didn’t we all see this clunker coming?

  9. 9 On September 4th, 2007, meetu said:

    :) It is amazing how uniformly the movie has been disliked, Amrita. I have met people who went in the theater with low expectations, neutral and high expectations - but reactions were all the same.

  10. 10 On September 8th, 2007, Navaz said:

    Ramu wake up you are nowhere close to the classic SHOLAY after 30 years a remake of this film is a shame on you.
    Amitabh wake up as well lately your choice on films is washing out. Amitabh that stood for that powerful act in movies like
    Yash Chopra made are made for you. At the age of 60 keep that pride and prestige. Ramu you had
    a golden opportunity to make a film with a story in hand and what a waste. Amitabh one suggestion to you being my
    favorite actor read the script and follow the directors that have given you what you are today, not with directors like Ramu that have no idea what they are doing. Overall Ramu your aag movies is on fire to end your career.

  11. 11 On September 8th, 2007, swati said:

    d movie shud hve been named “RGV ka DAAG”

  12. 12 On September 11th, 2007, Ajay said:

    Please dont waste your money and time on this moview. Purely wasted talent for RGV, Ajay Devgan, Amitabh and Mhal Lal.
    Mohan Lal. Nisha Kothari is boring and Sushmita Sen is wasted.

    Do not watch is especially if you are someone who loves Sholay and knows each and every dialogue. You will see
    how badly a remake can be made.

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